do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
parents: “u should be more active”
if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord
who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
Mud + Pup = True happiness.
Deleted scene: Gus and Hazel selling the swing set
I’m so sad they deleted this scene. Favorite part of the book.
I’m so happy this is going to be on the extended edition DVD!!! I was upset they cut it, but I’m happy ill have it :-)
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
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my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”